Monday, October 29, 2007

Passing a new feminism order

What I am about to do now requires a lot of courage. I am about to break stereotypes. A brave foray into a land where very few women have dared to tread; a land where men are masters. But making a breakthrough is your very own Priyanka Khot who never shies away from the duty of truth that binds her.

Burps and farts: Topics that have since the ages borne the dominance of men. A language that is universal to all men, barring all ages, religions, borders and skin-colors. The excitement of gas taking a natural course and finding an opening at the top or the bottom floor of the human anatomy has since ages been a topic of great amusement to men. Women on the other hand have never had been given the freedom by the men of the society and the social law-makers to either practice or enjoy the art of burping or farting. It is time that feminism went beyond working in corporate settings and wearing pants. It is time that the world witnesses a party where women joke about gaseous output, competitions and bets are held over the loudest accompanying noise and the worst smells that supplement the Burps and Farts.

Please don’t take this post to be about Burps and Farts. It is written in a sincere attempt to make an intellectual remark on the deteriorating status of gender equality the world over. It is also a heartfelt endeavor of a socially conscious citizen to sensitize the society towards the right of Farting and Burping openly and proudly that has so far been denied to the women by the social landlords of civilization.

I believe that this short and nice post is sufficient to raise the issue significantly just as a small silent fart is enough to stink a whole room.

P.S: Idea given by Kidling urf Praniti :D

14 comments:

praniti said...

lmAAAo!!! :P

give a genius a dumb idea n watch her turn it into a masterpiece ;)

awsummm!!! :D

one liners that might find a place in history
"opening at the top or the bottom floor of the human anatomy "
"small silent fart is enough to stink a whole room"

praniti said...


hmmm...now...courtesy d last line...i'm gonna b d crazy kid who gives 'fart-y' ideas n u d intellectual genius who can turn farts and burps into a federal issue!!! humph!!! :| :P :P

praniti said...

3000 th hit wale ko treat do :D :D

m waiting!!! :D :D

Gurneet said...

LOL........

INDR's Angels said...

lolzz....
Without farting around, i must apreciate u 4 bringing such a sensitive, wordl-wide gender bias issue in such a humorous way/.
Blakck humor--lolz...

I wud like to c a day wehn a
wud- be bride wud Reject her wud be groom on grounds of his appearance or any othr deformity, whne She goes to chek out her Wud be Bride.........
OIne of my Utopian thought.....

Priyanka Khot said...
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akshat_13 said...

didi after all the blogs u wrote this was unexpected as ithought that u only write seroius blogs



well done
the men never told u not to make jokes on burping and farting
u can make jokes any time u want

rahul said...

well...I don't think any man in this world (including me) will have any problem to give (the women) you the equal status to enjoy(you said it!) your flatulence....the question is will you really enjoy it...

swatimala said...

i am a first time visitor 2 ur blog...and i think i am gonna b visiting it again and again

Shal said...

LOLZ!!!


why not, point well made:)

yamini said...

Very Very Stinky ;-)) but V.V.V. Hillarious!!!!! Keep it up Pri.

fatoori said...

i should have seen this coming. with "potty khaale" being one of your most treasured swear-words and picture-inserts of swirls of shit often finding their way in your e-mails, only you could have written a treatise on women's right to fart (and burp). Seems quite a logical step ahead in solidifying your association with women's empowerment as well as things escaping the two most "liberating" cavities of the human form.

:)

P.S. "women's right to fart", when put that way, does sound quite fundamental :)

MichL said...

I see the beginning of a fartolution! A chance to increase the poopalution!

Sangita said...

Oh! my, my!!What can i say? I am a down right sexist when it comes to talk about 'these'subjects.